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Houkago Tea Time will always be after school: So, today I was talking with a friend, when I told him. Me:”Hey, my...

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So, today I was talking with a friend, when I told him.

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Friend:”Sorry, Gaby-chan, I can’t help you, got no money right now, but don’t worry, If I win the lottery, I’ll…

(Source: piercethevelo)

Person: Rape is just surprise sex.
Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.